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J.K. Rowling

A trans exclusionary radical feminist. She believes trans women aren't real women, which is quite strange given that trans women are quite epic to be able to overcome their mortal flesh and be women.

Oh, she also wrote a book series where a rich famous child born rich and famous uses his riches and famousness to get by in the world, and eventually kills someone with trauma who grew up in poverty.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm reading Harry Potter! It's alright, the writing is a bit mid, and I'm annoyed that the actor in the movies doesn't have green eyes."

Person 2: "Oh, yeah! By J.K. Rowling, right?"

Person 1: *looks into their eyes* "She who shall not be named, you mean. We do not utter terf's names in this household. Seperate the artist from the art, eh?"

Person 2: *nods vigorously*
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.
Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*
by Percy October 17, 2005
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J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.
J.K. Rowling dictated my life
by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016
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the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"
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Queen of the literary world. Praise her.
J.K. Rowling is the woman who saved my life. I owe her so, so much.
by Potterhead #330203 October 8, 2011
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The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.
Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.
by TheNuminous July 20, 2008
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Author of the Harry Potter books and a total TERF. Should learn to keep her mouth shut.

See Also: female misogynist, fake feminist, overrated author, Robert Galbraith, Cormoran Strike
J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.
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