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jive turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.
"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"
by Raleford July 25, 2008
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
mugGet the jive turkey motherfuckermug.

jive turkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!
by jilmn November 3, 2010
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

jive turkey

another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'
by katherine marie! =] April 15, 2006
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

What it is jive turkey?

A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.
Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.
by Nick Val. November 8, 2007
mugGet the What it is jive turkey?mug.

Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.
Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
by Young ballsack April 27, 2017
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Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe
"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.
by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008
mugGet the Autistic Jive Turkeymug.

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