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jumpastic

jumping a lot and fast at the same time.lovi
He was jumpastic when he was playing jump rope.
by fgkj February 13, 2015
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jimstick

Taking a piss in a condom then freezing it and useing it the next day as a dildo
Oh baby i want you to use your jimstick on me
I got u babe
by a.k.a_smash54 March 12, 2018
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orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.
1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!
by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010
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Cat Jumptastics

When cats jump over obsticals pruely for the pleasure of people
Person 1: I'm gona see Cat Jumptastics today!
Person 2: Wow, you're so lucky, I wish I could go!
Person 1: Well you can't >:D
by miffycat November 24, 2011
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Jizztastical

Something so good it makes you jizz, or want to jizz.
DUDE!!! that food was jizztastical.
Damn, them titties is jizztastic!
by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010
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japtastic

An adjective which encompases all that is great about being a jap. From juicy sweatsuits to baby blue BMWs from tiffany's charm bracelets to tacky J'adore Dior t-shirts.
Omg, have you checked out Rebecca Goldhorowitz's new cashmere Juicy sweatsuit? Throw that together with a pair of Tory Burch's and you've got yourself one japtastic outfit.
by AMarrisE May 11, 2008
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Jizztastic

JIZZ- TASS-TICK
To shit because of something EXTRAORDINARY.
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Related to the word : Sienatastic
An epicful addiction to glee that will make you crap yourself over and over and over again

Also a common feeling where you get over excited.
and then shit yourself.
OHH HELL YES THATS JIZZTASTICC -runs to bathroom and craps all over the place-
by purplejizz December 8, 2010
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