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by Tyrannosaurus Les May 22, 2008
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When I had thrown my penny on the ground, the rabbi was quick to alert me by saying, "100 pennys equal one dollar."
Following that I told him I could not understand what he was saying because it all sounded like jewberish.
Following that I told him I could not understand what he was saying because it all sounded like jewberish.
by J3$uS January 14, 2008
Get the Jewberish mug.Is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 11, 2021
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"Wow dude you're being such a jewberg, just shut up and eat the burrito you won't die."
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by michael1685 June 19, 2009
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Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.
Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.
by SLinty74 September 12, 2018
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