Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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Get the jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch mug.What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.
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A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
by rockythecat December 5, 2009
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