jerkin

to play with someones head, or do something that others find hard to imagine. To pull someones leg.
other word:
messin

dude, i jumped off my roof last night.
you're jerkin me, right??

man, sally is jerkin me around again.

by buggergirl July 6, 2005

jerkin

Jerkin means hilarious , stupid , retarded, or crazy.

" Ay remember that one time when she threw up when she kissed him?" "Aw yeah! That was jerkin!!"

by jerkin September 4, 2009

Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

by Swimsical June 17, 2019

Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Purple Jerkin

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022