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Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.
*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.
by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009
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Joesexual

A sexual proclivity, fetish or casual interest in seeing Latino men in pink underwear. Originated by Joe Arpaio, the Arizona sheriff controversial for his interest in Latino men and his bragging about making prisoners wear pink boxers.
The way that guy talks about prosecuting immigrants makes me wonder if he might be joesexual.

While you might think that Hombres Caliente is a women's magazine, it's primary demographic is joesexuals.
by DezertDBack November 30, 2009
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Pensexual

If you are sexually attracted to pens or just really obsessed with pens. Usually a pensexual with have at least ten different pens.
Person 1: I just really like pens you know.

Person 2: Dude you're totally pensexual.
by chubby_gremlin March 29, 2019
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Tensexual

TENSEXUAL
Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.
“This tensexual situation is not only unnecessary because it results from absurd human drama, but it is also illogical and against natural instincts.”
by Chelsey Lora March 22, 2006
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jeansexual

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only
my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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Jeffsexual

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)
Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*
by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019
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Ensexual

Ensexual is the sexuality for liking all genders under the non-binary umbrella (genderfluid, demiboy/demigirl, agender, etc.) it is called ensexual because non-binary people are often called “enbies”.
“Hey Sophie, what’s your sexuality?”
“I’m Ensexual, and at the moment I’m dating a genderfluid person.”
“That’s so cool!”
by _that.furry September 12, 2020
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