Junked

Partially or completely wrecked.

Dude, Jess totally junked her car last weekend!

by ezzie April 30, 2007

jerked

to get/give the run-around. to get played.

"i got jerked around!"

"quit jerkin' me around!"

"you got jerked!"

by calan November 20, 2003

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

Jankedy

Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.

"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"

by Seth C January 15, 2007

jenkem

getting a bottle pissing /and /or shitting in it and tapeing a baloon to the top and letting your piss and terd ferment for a few days,weeks even and then removing the baloon and inhaling the gas to get a awsome high.

The young african addicts could not afford drugs so they invented jenkem.

by watties69 February 15, 2009

Alley Jerked

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.

"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Jenkem Gangster

A person who creates and distributes the human waste drug, jenkem (more commonly known by its street name, Butt Hash) for mass consumption

Guy #1: So let, me get this straight, you made me quit my job in order to sell shit to stoners?

Guy #2: With the low cost of production, we can totally streamline the production of Jenkem. We can live like Jenkem Gangsters!

by bknapp5 March 5, 2009