Jelqing

A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.

Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!

by Jelqmaxxer January 22, 2024

Paraguayan Rahab Jelq

An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping

I just pulled off a Paraguayan Rahab Jelq and I have to say, I wish i never done so.

by tim cheese is over April 17, 2025

Flicker Jelqing

It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.

AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING

I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!

by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025

jelqing

when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom

kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai

bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS

kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing

bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*

by ClIownTowne June 13, 2024