jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

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Jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

by MXZZY June 9, 2024

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When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025

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cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

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Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

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Flicker Jelqing

It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.

AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING

I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!

by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024

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