"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
by balaala June 18, 2024
Get the jelq maxermug. Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term
by MXZZY June 9, 2024
Get the Jelqing to ohio sigmasmug. stretching that thang out
by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024
Get the jelqingmug. It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.
by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024
Get the Flicker Jelqingmug. When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus
by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
Get the cross-jelqingmug. by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
Get the Jelqingmug. 