jazmyn is always someone who is a big noob and sharts all the time, however, she is the greatest mate you could ask for because she plays roblox and minecraft
that girl looks like a jazmyn
by shartqueen101 June 29, 2018
Get the jazmynmug. Slang for a certain type of girl. Typically from a trailer park or low income project. You a know a jazmyn when you smell one, similar to catfish and hennessy, a jazmyns stink can travel up to 38 miles in one second and is used by antifa as a potential agent to mask the scent of drugs from police dogs, which is why all their boyfriends are drug dealers.
"jeez look at her with her nappy ass head, what a total Jazmyn"
Friend 1: "oh, by the way. Jazmyns coming over tonight"
Friend 2: "oh fuck, we gotta plastic these couches"
Friend 1: "oh, by the way. Jazmyns coming over tonight"
Friend 2: "oh fuck, we gotta plastic these couches"
by SlippyWillis October 10, 2020
Get the Jazmynmug. by maddi daddy September 15, 2022
Get the jazmyn daymug. A gargantuan beast who claims to be latina when reality she just loves eating tacos from taco bell. If you are in this things vicinity the ground quivers and shakes
by TheRealBDM August 2, 2023
Get the Jazmynmug. Jazmyn is a girl beautiful girl who is shy antisocial and doesn't really talk much but once you get to know her she has a wild side. She’s very outgoing and definitely knows what she wants
by dnduebehe November 24, 2021
Get the Jazmynmug. A kick ass mom. Bad bitch. And an awesome kisser.
A badass pornstar of a wife. without trying she can make his mansword come unsheathed especially when she rides her husband like a war horse and takes control of his body.
Also a fucking hot submissive in the bedroom. Especially with her willing moans and squeals that let you know she's hooked on the fuck shes being given.
A badass pornstar of a wife. without trying she can make his mansword come unsheathed especially when she rides her husband like a war horse and takes control of his body.
Also a fucking hot submissive in the bedroom. Especially with her willing moans and squeals that let you know she's hooked on the fuck shes being given.
by Yaboielmo December 23, 2022
Get the Jazmynmug. Doctor* “OH CRAP”
Jazmyn’s mom* “WHAT!!!!!”
Doctor* “ok so, like don’t freak out, butttttt..... your daughter has no fingers on her right hand....”
Mom* “...”
Doctor* “...”
Jazmyn’s mom* “WHAT!!!!!”
Doctor* “ok so, like don’t freak out, butttttt..... your daughter has no fingers on her right hand....”
Mom* “...”
Doctor* “...”
by I am handless December 26, 2018
Get the Jazmynmug.