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jarrod

by handlemywork June 17, 2020
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jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019
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jarrod

jarrod is gay with a small penis he sucks at fortnite never gets the dub choke lord in game and real life
i just jarrod and now i kiss boys
by realboyrunnag May 30, 2018
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jarrod

a person that is extremely obese or fat.
the name of a a cow.
a loser.
this name is usually associated with the villarreals.
by timmay559 December 14, 2008
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Jarrod moment

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs
At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed
by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019
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Jarrod Alonge

A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.
Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016
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Jarrod Bradley

Jarrod Bradley, you are the best cunt ever!
by Riproot September 25, 2010
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