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January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!
Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'
by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020
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January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!
“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”
by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020
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January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.
John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st
by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022
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January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.
“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”
by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019
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