Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.

I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!

by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

by Get away dad! March 9, 2019

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Janeing Off

If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.

If you'd spend more time Janeing Off
then Jacking Off. Her smile would be bigger.

by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021

Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out

"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".

by hedup34 May 1, 2009

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010