Jake

A weird person

That kid is such a Jake...

That Jake always brings weird things to school

by EstebanFromSuiteLife June 16, 2017

Jake

A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.

She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!

by Knowledge Doctor May 5, 2008

Jake

Jake is a really nice guy he loves everyone and loves everybody equaly. If something goes wrong jake always tries to fix it no matter what his girlfriends are thw mist stunning ppl and jake is probz the most popular person in school

Wow look at jake walking down the corridor with his gf i wish i was her

by Sexy body2121 February 2, 2017

Jake

What a lovely man who gives great head take that as you will. And is a pro gamer

This is pog jake

by XxjakeyyboixX March 6, 2021

Jake

A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.

Jake is a tool

by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Jake

a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.

look at him, he must be jake

by pot noodle July 28, 2008