jaffa cake 

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

jaffa cake by cynthia_s July 13, 2006

jaffa cock 

Jaffa cock was first used to describe a person with ginger pubic hair, it originated in winchester (southern england) jaffa - from jaffa cakes

HA! look at that jaffa cock

jaffa cock by Dan.c June 29, 2006

Jaffa Snatch 

A ginger birds vagina

I heard Cilla Black had one hell of a Jaffa Snatch

Jaffa Snatch by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018

Jaffa cake 

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.

John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!

Jaffa cake by namekuji April 4, 2019

jaffa knees 

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees

Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.

jaffa knees by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010

Jaffa cake 

A sexual act where you lick your partners ear and proceed to lick out the orange ear wax and immediately stick your ear wax tongue in your partners asshole creating the orange brown delight similiar to a jaffa cake.

Hey wanna go get some ice cream? Nah im gonna take a Jaffa cake from Susan.

Jaffa cake by StrangerLittleDanger January 17, 2019

Jaffa cake 

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

Jaffa cake by Lauren p March 1, 2007