jp

Junior Partier pron. (joon-yer par'ti-er)

Noun. 1.One who can not party. 2. Person or persons that fall asleep easily, pass-out early, complain about anything and everything, whine and cry about trivial circumstances. Adj. 1. Used to describe people mentioned above.

1.Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party, what a JP!

2.JP Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party.

by No JP Matt September 28, 2006

JP

JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.

Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.

by Gary_T April 17, 2015

jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz September 30, 2004

jp

Shortened form of "Japanese". Used in the FFXI gaming environment to refer to Japanese players.

Preferred to other shortened forms like "Jap", which is considered disrepectful.

JP only, ((sorry, I don't understand English)).

My JP friend gave me these balance rings, I'm so lucky to be a linkshell with JP players.

It's hard to play with JP players because of translation issues, but they really rock in combat.

by Moonbug October 29, 2004

JP

junior partier; inexperienced party goer

did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP

by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 22, 2010

JP

v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.

Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

Jp

Person that would love to be with Julie

Jp dreams to be with Julie

by Besto friendo November 23, 2021