InfoEater

a mentally retarded 30 year old (hey, look at the name info eater..... what the fuck kinda name is that??) who still plays cs and is head to a nazi clan called N|N

N00blet: Ah shit i died!
InfoEater: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
N00blet: uh, were sorta playing a killing game... swaring doesn't matter that much
InfoEater: THATS IT IM RAPING YOUR CHILDREN AND BANNING YOU

by Everyonewhohatesnn May 11, 2003

infoholic

an information junkie.

S(h)e's a complete infoholic; CNN on he box NPR on the radio and checking AmphetaDesk.

by V.H. Hill June 14, 2005

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

info-guilt

When you realize that there is more information on a particular subject that you were previously unaware of and you feel guilty until you finish obtaining said new information.

I need to read these 2 articles before I go, otherwise I will suffer from info-guilt.

by i_amsancho September 8, 2010

infopause n. (information + pause)

infopause n. (information + pause)

staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.

The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction.

Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.

by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003

Infomercialist

Someone who does infomercials for a living. Has an extremely loud and almost annoying voice, but can sell goods on TV like a fiend.

Billy Mays (RIP) is the all time legendary Infomercialist

by Billy hopstopper October 13, 2009

the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse

Boogey men used to scare people out of their privacy, free speech and other rights online. Canonically, these are terrorists, pedophiles, drug dealers, and money launderers but other distasteful people may be used depending on the audience.

Eventually, all of the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse were trotted out by SOPA/PIPA advocates.

by your_friend_in_freedom July 2, 2012