A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
an individual with numerous tattoos and can also be characterized as talking vehemently about their tattoos with pride, and discussing their future plans of getting another and why.
The number of tattoos required to be called an inkaholic are inconclusive and vary depending on the area.
Man at tattoo parlor says to tattoo artist, "Dude that girls is an inkaholic. She comes in here nearly every week to get a new tat."
"Shut up man, that bitch is putting my kid through college with her addiction. We need more freaks like her in here."
probably known as one of the coolest beings in the universe. inkaholic sex machine is a bi polar, split personalitied dude with a.d.h.d.
hey its the inkaholic sex machine....see how everyone crowds him and asks for his autograph and wants to touch him and feel cool because the inkaholic sex machine is in their presence....wow such power.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.