An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.
2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
Get the Indoor Emergencymug. A man who is extremely whipped by his girlfriend. Tends to send homosexual text messages to his woman. These people can be found at their girlfriends house during the playoffs or at a local gay bar in westport called the Cedar Brook Cafe.
A perfect example of the indoor cat would be Nick Ditullio. He happens to be the captain of the Cedar Brook Cafe cheer team and the role model for all indoor cats or wanna be indoor cats.
by Nick Ditullio January 20, 2008
Get the Indoor Catmug. My mother calls me an indoor cat it’s her way of keeping me from doing fun things outside like river rafting.
by JCDK1984 June 25, 2017
Get the indoor catmug. by intheroomVamp February 7, 2022
Get the indoor vampmug. Is the hobby of American Football indoors.
Like if outdoor football wasn't gay enough, they think it's tough play gay ass American football indoors.
Notice how I said it's a hobby instead of a sport.
All American football is gay, even indoors. it should be called FAGBALL.
Like if outdoor football wasn't gay enough, they think it's tough play gay ass American football indoors.
Notice how I said it's a hobby instead of a sport.
All American football is gay, even indoors. it should be called FAGBALL.
Ordinary Person: "Hey Josh, what sport you play"?
American: " I play Indoor Football"
Ordinary Person: " Like soccer?"
American: "No American football"
Ordinary Person: "Fag, What a fucken joke.That's not even a real sport. Try rugby.
American: " I play Indoor Football"
Ordinary Person: " Like soccer?"
American: "No American football"
Ordinary Person: "Fag, What a fucken joke.That's not even a real sport. Try rugby.
by Not Hector or Maximiliano June 14, 2011
Get the Indoor Footballmug. by wanktissue February 24, 2010
Get the indoor snowingmug. The coward's version of skydiving. It's simply a vertical air tunnel which gives you a pseudo-free-fall experience.
by HALO Jumper December 5, 2011
Get the Indoor Skydivingmug.