bed

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?

by pentozali November 29, 2013

in bed

Also good for using after your mom, your face, and the ever popular your mom's face

Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!

by Abel November 25, 2004

in bed

To be in business together.

Okay, you can go tell Jack that we're back in bed together, I'm sure he'll be very happy

by Nickstryker August 13, 2004

Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018

Bed

Somebody who likes porn

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

by Jacob [e-mail] April 30, 2019

Bed

A place you sleep in at night

The man slept in his bed at night while it was raining

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 12, 2018