Imperial

Often used to describe the United States' form of measurement, in other countries.

You americans and your imperial Inch!

by Wes Engstrom July 17, 2006

imperial beach

A southern California surf town that borders the Pacific and Mexico, with a mix of middle class and ghetto areas.

I'm going to visit Imperial Beach.

by xopaige September 23, 2005

The Imperial System.

Fucking stupid.

Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"

Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."

Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"

Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."

by ETHAN_JÆDA November 15, 2020

Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt

"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"

by Phazan February 18, 2009

Imperialism

When a more forward nation takes over a more backward nation for land, raw materials and capital.

Imperialism... thanks for taking it all in stride Native Americans.

by StudentOfFreed December 10, 2009

Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009

Imperial guilt

Guilt stemming from actions taken by one's country of origin during its imperial era.

Troops of he British Empire were the first to give blankets infected with smallpox to Native Americans. Wow, add another historic fact to my imperial guilt.

by I said good day sir! January 15, 2010