magic iguana

magic iguana - A word used as slang for marijuana, it often refers to very strong weed, example "dude, this here is the magic iguana" it can also be used as code when those pesky popo show up, example "dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"

origin ~ Pensby, UK

"dude, this here is the magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"

by El_smoker March 2, 2014

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

iguana fam

A squad where you and a partner (male) hold each other's balls simultaneously while staring into each other's eyes.

Hey Bro wanna be apart of iguana fam? YEAH of course I love gay shit!

by JAH6969 December 5, 2017

Chill iguana

Chill iguana is a word to describe a person's state of being.
Because iguanas are cold blooded, if they chill for too long they will surly die.

"hey, how you doing?"
"I'm a chill iguana, you?"
(I am dying/dead, how about you?)

by Superreliable;-) March 9, 2017

married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

spicy iguana

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎

“That’s my spicy iguana”

by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022

topless iguana

(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked

(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy

1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.

2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!

3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.

by smajr June 21, 2008