married iguanas

how dare you smoke the married iguanas
by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 13, 2018
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Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.
Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner
by The Iguana’s Boner April 11, 2018
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spicy iguana

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎
“That’s my spicy iguana”
by Spicy iguana <3 June 05, 2022
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iguana fam

A squad where you and a partner (male) hold each other's balls simultaneously while staring into each other's eyes.
Hey Bro wanna be apart of iguana fam? YEAH of course I love gay shit!
by JAH6969 December 04, 2017
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iguana show

when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.
jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is
by Brandon Cook January 29, 2007
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Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!
by Dr-Lekter January 30, 2007
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topless iguana

(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked

(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.

2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!

3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
by smajr June 21, 2008
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