Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Im gonna brown

declaring out loud that you are going to violently shit yourself.

"ghh im gonna brown!"

"what"

"I'M SHITTSING?"

by Tobias DG February 10, 2024

im gonna pop your pimple

Popping of anal warts during sexual intercourse.

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out

by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021

im gonna die

me too, me too..

im gonna die
how
because i keep having-
im gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim- dies

by s3vexral (sev) February 14, 2024

im gonna frog

this applies to when you’re sucking a cock and the person cums and the cum goes deep down your throat and you start retching

oh god i think im gonna frog

by sn41lz February 3, 2021

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

im gonna gillie you

when you fuck someone till they love you

im gonna gillie you anareae

by yumyumdaddy February 17, 2017