Bumfuck, Idaho

a small, unknown, undistinguished town; the middle of nowhere

My car's broken down in Bumfuck, Idaho and I can't get a tow!

by Buttdude June 11, 2006

Idaho roadblock

A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.

"I perfected the Idaho roadblock before going to Camden."
"Good move."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

idaho

The land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. Land where Napolean Dynamite was filmed and we're proud of it! It kicks ass, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some crappy town like Spokane.

IDAHO KICKS ASS and only an Idahoan could understand.

by IheartZags March 2, 2005

Idahoe

Simply put, a hoe or thot from the state of Idaho.

Guy 1: Bro all these Idaho girls are so annoying
Guy 2: Well what do you expect from an Idahoe

by Fishsticc August 4, 2019

Own private Idaho.

This is a phrase taken directly from the 1980 dance pop song, "Your Own Private Idaho" by the outrageous party band, the B-52's.

It means "living inside an Idaho potato", or a very small space. Metaphorically, it refers to someone who is not paying attention because he is daydreaming, or under the influence, or otherwise wrapped up within his own very narrow sphere of interest or frame of reference.

Car Driver: Damn! That guy just pulled out in front of me as if I weren't here! We almost crashed!

Passenger: Yeah, he's just yakking away on his cellphone, in his own private Idaho.

by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006

Idaho Weather

Idaho Weather is weather that changes every 10 fucking minutes in one hour it will possibly go like this rain, snow, hail, sunny, rain, sunny. Unlike most states where the weather stays the same year round Idaho is Cold as fuck in the winter and hot as hell in the summer. Idaho weather has made a popular phrase in Idaho for visitors "hey welcome to idaho enjoy the weather?, just wait 10 minutes."

todays looking like a idaho weather day

by xasasas April 2, 2011

idaho giant potato

The act of shoving a potato up a womans anus. And taking it out jerking off untill ejaculation, put your cum on the potato, and force feed it to her.

I totally gave Whitney the Idaho Giant Potato

by Cockyballslover69 February 15, 2017