by Smellyballz27 August 25, 2023
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“I got a fat load of IBS in me.”
“You have IBS too?”
“Yea, Introverted bibliophile syndrome?”
“Yea! But I have Itchy Bedussy Syndrome.”
“You should get that checked out…”
“Nah, I don’t really notice it anymore but my husband did say ‘You’re bedussy stank’ so maybe it’s a cause for concern?”
“You have IBS too?”
“Yea, Introverted bibliophile syndrome?”
“Yea! But I have Itchy Bedussy Syndrome.”
“You should get that checked out…”
“Nah, I don’t really notice it anymore but my husband did say ‘You’re bedussy stank’ so maybe it’s a cause for concern?”
by Joe Rogan is 5’3 August 17, 2024
Get the IBS mug.Irresistible booty syndrome or IBS is a term referred to those whose bottom is a magnet. You know, the ones you just wanna drum on like bongos.
Hey girl, have you been to the doctor recently? Because it looks like you have IBS.
Damn, I was just looking at you from behind. You definitely have IBS.
Damn, I was just looking at you from behind. You definitely have IBS.
by BigBottomLover January 29, 2025
Get the IBS mug.IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally can’t stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.
by kacz December 25, 2021
Get the IBS (irritable Biden syndrome) mug.by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022
Get the ibs attack mug.When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.
Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*
Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.
Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.
Armin: That’s disgusting.
Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.
Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.
Armin: That’s disgusting.
by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022
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