International Bull$$$$ (IB) offers low quality programmes of international education. Although this education is pointless is it still used by many schools. The intellectual, personal, emotional and social skillsare at Pre-Kindy requirements when this type of education is used. There are more than 555,000 IB students who are made to comply with this horrible system. The global community is at a serious risk, as half a million people will struggle to grasp an answer without investigating, designing and even spending hours wasting precious time ‘planning’ their approach to an answer, that to the I.B, is completely irrelevant
The I.B has many objectives on their academic agenda. Possibly the most profound ideology that the wonderful I.B system represents is the ‘no answer’ policy. Don’t worry about the answer, that will look after it itself. Just blabber on about how you got there, after all, it’s the journey that counts, not the destination. Well, in the I.B’s point of view, anyway.
They also seem to like handing out seemingly pointless assignments to student over long weekends, obviously just to fit a gaping hole in the curriculum. Never mind about algebra. The I.B has a better idea: studying cracked tiles and hopping, bouncing and jumping kangaroos is far more beneficial to the lads of the global world.
There is so much to talk about the I.B, nd I’ve only got one page. Seems a pity for such an excellent, to-the-point academic system. Often described by insults such as “rawkous”, “ridiculous”, and even the foul “rumpus”, the I.B desperately needs a change before something disastrous happens, such as a child war, or a planned bomb raid.
The I.B has many objectives on their academic agenda. Possibly the most profound ideology that the wonderful I.B system represents is the ‘no answer’ policy. Don’t worry about the answer, that will look after it itself. Just blabber on about how you got there, after all, it’s the journey that counts, not the destination. Well, in the I.B’s point of view, anyway.
They also seem to like handing out seemingly pointless assignments to student over long weekends, obviously just to fit a gaping hole in the curriculum. Never mind about algebra. The I.B has a better idea: studying cracked tiles and hopping, bouncing and jumping kangaroos is far more beneficial to the lads of the global world.
There is so much to talk about the I.B, nd I’ve only got one page. Seems a pity for such an excellent, to-the-point academic system. Often described by insults such as “rawkous”, “ridiculous”, and even the foul “rumpus”, the I.B desperately needs a change before something disastrous happens, such as a child war, or a planned bomb raid.
omg how the hell did u get that answer ....... I didnt ...but you got top marks ........ well i talked about y i didnt get the answer ARHHH IB RAWKOUS
by Tom n Xave August 28, 2007
Abbreviation for International Baccalaureate, an international program of education that is taught in more than 105 countires worldwide. It is similar to Advanced Placement, yet IB is a programm in which you can graduate with an IB diploma. IB classes are based on an international ciriculum and are either Higher Level (HL) or Standard Level (SL), HL are two year courses, SL are one year courses. Hated by most and loved by few, it is academically rigorous and difficult, and not for the light-hearted.
1- Ey yo, you takin that IB Anthropology class wit Aleo, that joint is hard.
2- Gar-field IB program is hard shit young.
2- Gar-field IB program is hard shit young.
by Josh M October 25, 2003
International B*****. That's the abbreviation for the people who came up with this censored.
IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.
IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.
by JJ January 03, 2005
program created to make braindead the "smarter" youth of today. the only difference between this and regular school is that IB believes in loading you down with homework in an effort to force you from having a social life or boyfriend/girlfriend. all the teachers seem to think that their class is the ONLY class that we are taking therefore gives us enough homework for 12 classes. Most lucky kids get put in IB in their freshmen year while the unfortunate ones are "chosen" to go to the MYP (middle years program) for 7th and 8th grade. TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid one: you see that guy over there?
Kid two: ya
Kid one: he's in IB
Kid two: poor guy's gonna be single for life.
Kid two: ya
Kid one: he's in IB
Kid two: poor guy's gonna be single for life.
by domi*star March 09, 2009
by WongWay2011 April 05, 2011
IB is the shitties school you can go to every time im in class i feel like killing myself , I wish I have never started in this shit, and they give us shit load of homework and assignments, and when I try my best in those assignments they always give me a bad grade like wtf do u want from me hoe.
so in conclusion Ib is a fucking bad school
so in conclusion Ib is a fucking bad school
person1: hey have u heard of ib.
person2: yeah isn't it that shit school with a lot bad teachers that has no life.
person1: YEAH that's about right.
person2: yeah isn't it that shit school with a lot bad teachers that has no life.
person1: YEAH that's about right.
by killtheibschool May 11, 2020
Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate was made with the goal of stealing the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students, thus reducing them into vegetables. Pros include mad BSing skills. Its long, unpronounceable and un-spellable name adds to its elite prominence.
by ysdk February 06, 2014