Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003
Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.
Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
by boondox July 01, 2014
Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
by Juanwastaken July 03, 2021
An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
by dcd$ January 20, 2011
A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"
Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."
2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."
Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."
2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."
Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
by MarlboroMan23 November 12, 2009
by maverick12awesome December 22, 2010
That one person that makes you feel like nobody else does. Your happier with them and they make life better. You love everything abou them. They are all around better than any of the other boyfriens/girlfriends that you'v ever had!!
by 1-15-25 June 12, 2009