Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

humpy day is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024

Liam humpies

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Guy 1-“Hey”
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez”
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies

by Deez deez deez February 10, 2022

Humpy

The action of one giving one’s mother wood

Harvey- “Bruno mush just gave your mum decent humpy like”
Bruno- “ Fuck sake not again”

by Greenwood.the.destroyer January 31, 2022

humpies

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018

humpy dory

when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.

My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.

by doubledutchwindmill February 21, 2014

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019