Daniel Randolph "Dan" Humphrey is a fictional character in the best selling Gossip Girl book series, is portrayed by Penn Badgley.
Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Dan Humphrey is considered to be an intellectual when it comes to writing and literature.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
by dairlena August 11, 2012
Get the Dan Humphrey mug.(A)The sound it makes to pass wind or (fart) silently ,very dangerous.A silent fictional tv charactor (Humphrey bear)
Did someone just (punch humphrey)! omg
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-
by loopy2 November 16, 2006
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The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.
The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.
"Stop playing the tit guitar you homo humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."
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She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty
She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society
The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times
Blair and her are a power couple
She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty
She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society
The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times
Blair and her are a power couple
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I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.
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Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
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