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sleep horny

Whenever you crave sleep to the point that you think about it non-stop and just the thought of sleep makes you horny.
I got in so late last night and had to be up so early today that I am sleep horny. I will take a nap as soon as i get home.
by Kwikness September 15, 2007
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Horny

Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter August 22, 2012
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horny shakes

When you get so turned on without getting off that you begin to physically shake.
Jessica was so hot, but she never would let me do anything with her so I got the horny shakes.
by goodwink January 2, 2011
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Nipple Horny

Whenever you see her, you get so nipple horny!
by Sexy Dogg July 29, 2009
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horny nigga hours

The time of day between 12:30-3:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.
Girl: Oop, four guys just snapped me.
Girl2: Look at the time, it’s horny nigga hours!
Girl: Of course!!!
by thiccbitch25 June 23, 2018
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Relationship Horny

The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with
I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.
by Swimmer967 January 17, 2016
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French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006
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