flawless homosexuals

one direction

which way do five flawless homosexuals walk? one direction of course.

by niall horan October 16, 2012

Homosexual

You a homosexual; Why else would you search this up gay piece of fine ass.

You a homosexual and thats on PERIOD.

by YOLO_bb May 14, 2020

Homosexual Chicken

A game played between two guys where each makes progessingly intense faux homosexual advances on the other until one of them backs down because he gets too weirded out. Ironically, "losing" the game isn't a bad thing for either player, considering the alternative if both "win".

Hervey and Patrick got drunk the other night and played a gruesome game of homosexual chicken. Hervey finally pulled away as Patrick began slowly inserting his whole hand into Hervey's unzipped trousers while gently stroking his left ear and while whispering into it.

by Rathbeorn March 25, 2009

hamosexual

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

flaming homosexual

me

me: i’m a flaming homosexual

by froggedogge October 29, 2017

Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

homosexualitus

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.

Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.

by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011