homiesexual is a sexuality, where we homies act gay around each other but its not gay cause we are just homies and caring for them
by Billy hernandez May 6, 2022
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This can be a group of Males,Females, Nonbinaries, or mix of people. It just has to be a unanimous thought.
This can be a group of Males,Females, Nonbinaries, or mix of people. It just has to be a unanimous thought.
Ex:
Jared is laying his head on his best bro Matt’s shoulder.
Random kid: “HEY! That’s pretty gay!”
Jared & Matt: No it’s not, it’s HOMIESEXUAL.
“I have a group of Homiesexuals I like to hang out with.”
Jared is laying his head on his best bro Matt’s shoulder.
Random kid: “HEY! That’s pretty gay!”
Jared & Matt: No it’s not, it’s HOMIESEXUAL.
“I have a group of Homiesexuals I like to hang out with.”
by InsomniaKing October 6, 2019
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by °✿ Binch ✿° August 24, 2019
Get the Homiesexual mug.Person A: Omg Brian is so hot
Person B: Yeah I guess
Person A: I'd fuck him
Person B: Woah since when are you gay?
Person A: Nah bro I'm Homiesexual
Person B: Yeah I guess
Person A: I'd fuck him
Person B: Woah since when are you gay?
Person A: Nah bro I'm Homiesexual
by pasta di ligma October 27, 2022
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"Oh, no, we aren't gay."
"But you guys kiss and hold hands!"
"We're just Homiesexuals!"
"Oh!, thanks Alex!"
"Oh, no, we aren't gay."
"But you guys kiss and hold hands!"
"We're just Homiesexuals!"
"Oh!, thanks Alex!"
by a kid who likes theater October 5, 2020
Get the Homiesexual mug.This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
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by anonymous May 18, 2021
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