Homer

A small town in the middle of no where where kids do nothing but get high like erryday. or drink in tents.

"what do you want to do today?"
"man i don't know were in Homer and it's raining."
"it doesn't rain in the woods."
"shit dude let's go there!"

by $3DY0 July 11, 2008

homer

v. To drool on one's pillow during sleep, in the manner of Homer Simpson.

I slept so hard last night, I woke up and found I had homered all over my pillow

by Ian M. Noone October 25, 2013

Homer

(Noun) A Derogatory Term for Homosexuals, Lezzies and Moes.

My friend Houston...he is a real Homer...always trying to grab on other men's meat.

by 1Funkfo October 21, 2009

homer

Getting laid in a truck bed.

Shawn got some homer in the parking lot.

by Keifer Truett December 07, 2006

the homer

When, during a sexual act, right before reaching orgasm the male will verbally release a LOUD.......D'OH!!!!!!!

Dude, the other day I was bangin' this skank; I pulled out and told her to spread her ass, and i gave her asshole the homer

by blazz razza matazz December 18, 2009

Homer

A quaint little fishing town with a drinking problem. Also a large tourist attraction. Why you ask? Nobody can fucking figure it out.

Located at the end of the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. It is the lamest fucking town you will ever find. It is full of either
A) Pot smoking, crack sniffing, meth injecting hippies who try to sell you clothes an such made out of hemp.
Or
B) Snoody rich kids who live up on the hill.

Why do we live in this fucking town we love to call Homer?

by 24545sdfgsdfg May 27, 2008

Homer

Another name for pussy lips seen through clothes. Called a "Homer" because if you look at it sideways the lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth

Wow! Did you see her pussy?! That is a Homer!

by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003