HMU

hot musty underarms

Angelina Jolie sometimes looks like she's been sucking hmu all day.

really someone give her some chapstick

by litlblueskittlz November 21, 2010

hmu

hefty male urethra

girl: you got some mad distance with your money shot

guy: bitch, thass cause i gotta hmu

by anonyanony April 8, 2011

HMU

Here's My Uterus

Those shorts are so short, they're like HMU!!!

by TastyT July 21, 2011

hmu

Hit me up

hmu while i am working

by Lilrolla October 30, 2015

HMU

Hit Me Up: or send me messages so that I can ignore them.

HMU so I feel wanted but not talk to you.

by H3LLSPAWN March 30, 2019

HMU

A really annoying thing that people keep Snapchating me it means hit me up tho

I am annoying HMU

by Myleebirdsell3 October 28, 2018

HMU

Hit me up

HMU if you want to chill.

by Tryingtogiveagooddefination15 May 6, 2018