They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.
Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no
by Green Kiwi February 18, 2020
A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.
by RuelleR April 01, 2020
A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).
Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!
by Jacklyn Duncan June 03, 2018
when a Hispanic person gets upset with you and won't talk to or acknowledge you for long periods of time.
"Hey man, we should invite Juan out to dinner with us. Give him a call."
"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."
"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."
by emilyandpugz March 26, 2012
Male Hispanic fuckboy who wears khaki cargo pants. Usually wears name brands including: Adidas, Nike, Louis Vuitton, Sperry's, Gucci, Versace, ect. He plays soccer and is fit. Hair consists of shaved or short hair on the side with long on the top. Uses lots of gel and has a line shaved on the side. Smells delicious. Cheats on girls and flirts with every girl when he's in a relationship. Really vain and thinks very highly of themselves. Listens to trap music, bachata, norteñas, and narco corridors. Great dancer and always says he wants to dance with you one day. Often "smokes" weed, but he's only done it once. His common emojis include: 😂😏🙈☺😊😉💯🚼💨🔥. Common vocab includes: tru, ik, hahaha, okay or k, wtf, and ohh. Very sexual and makes sexual jokes all the time. Can be sweet, but that's rare. Also he commonly uses the wrong your/you're. Most likely attractive.
Girl: I was talking to Juan yesterday, he's so sweet!
Friend: Juan? He's a such a Hispanic fuckboy!
Girl: He wears those Nike tube socks when he plays soccer.
Other girl: He's probably a Hispanic Fuckboy.
Girl: Our music tastes are so similar! He's the perfect guy!
Friend : What does he listen to?
Girl: Bachata, Drake, The Weeknd, narco corridors, norteñas ya know?
Friend: He's totally a Hispanic Fuckboy!
Friend: Juan? He's a such a Hispanic fuckboy!
Girl: He wears those Nike tube socks when he plays soccer.
Other girl: He's probably a Hispanic Fuckboy.
Girl: Our music tastes are so similar! He's the perfect guy!
Friend : What does he listen to?
Girl: Bachata, Drake, The Weeknd, narco corridors, norteñas ya know?
Friend: He's totally a Hispanic Fuckboy!
by fuckboyz101 April 12, 2015
It refers to the amount of time that a Hispanic, particularly Spanish people, say they'll be somewhere and the time they are there. If you're gonna meet them at 16:00, the interval is from 16:20 to 18:30 usually, but be sure that they'll show up at least 20min late, i've lived in Spain for 18 years now and I can swear it's always like that.
(this is a real conversation I had with a Spanish friend)
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.
hispanic time...
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.
hispanic time...
by FrankieHamish October 24, 2006
-A state of being typically seen in the (female) Hispanic community. Characterized by increased heart rate, rapid respirations, crying, wailing, fainting or fake fainting.
-Often seen in a setting of extreme grief, sadness or anger.
-A term sometimes used by emergency personnel on scene at an emergency.
- Sometimes, just a show for some attention at a mexican funeral.
-Often seen in a setting of extreme grief, sadness or anger.
-A term sometimes used by emergency personnel on scene at an emergency.
- Sometimes, just a show for some attention at a mexican funeral.
-My tia walked in on Hector and Veronica having sex last night; she got all mad and went into Hispanic panic.
-So yesterday at Angel's funeral, my mom started crying hysterically and wailing at the casket. She ended up fainting , so we called 911. The EMT called it Hispanic panic.
-So yesterday at Angel's funeral, my mom started crying hysterically and wailing at the casket. She ended up fainting , so we called 911. The EMT called it Hispanic panic.
by XSHEENX June 29, 2008