A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.
Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

by SexyNelly September 7, 2008

by nookay June 15, 2021

Mayor Scar: We shall take out the mycelium menace! I shall set up HEP, the Hermit Environmental Protection Agency!
by Pewkiplier January 2, 2021

Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:
Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.
Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.
He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.
by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018

(Can also be pronounced as: "Hip", "Heep")
When you want you laugh, but just can't for some reason, say this.
When you want you laugh, but just can't for some reason, say this.
by Roy00 October 28, 2020
