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hep swivel

A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.
Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010
mugGet the hep swivelmug.

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002
mugGet the hepped up on goofballsmug.
A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper
Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!
by SexyNelly September 7, 2008
mugGet the herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litismug.

hep

hep is a shortcut to help when your keyboard and autocorrect isn’t doing its job.
by nookay June 15, 2021
mugGet the hepmug.

HEP

Stinky organisation set up by mayor Scar to sell his Moopop for them diamonds.
Mayor Scar: We shall take out the mycelium menace! I shall set up HEP, the Hermit Environmental Protection Agency!
by Pewkiplier January 2, 2021
mugGet the HEPmug.

Hepped up for no place.

Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.
He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.
by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018
mugGet the Hepped up for no place.mug.

Hep

(Can also be pronounced as: "Hip", "Heep")

When you want you laugh, but just can't for some reason, say this.
*Your friend shows you a funny video and the funny part comes*
"HEP"
by Roy00 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Hepmug.

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