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Heiress

A rich broad, spoiled lazy because she never has to work a day in her life.
Paris Hilton is an heiress who lives off grandpa's money.
by Fleurdelissy October 11, 2010
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heirhead

"Wedgie is on the celeb blogs all day replying to every single comment. He's such a flaming heirhead!"
by schack July 1, 2007
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heirhead

Fellatio performed by the offspring of wealthy parents
The hours and pay weren't great, but Paris Hilton's bodyguard always looked forward to getting heirhead in the back of the limo on the way home.
by RichardPort July 7, 2007
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heiry

an amazing person whose only character flaw is appreciation of beauty and excellence
"Heiry thinks she isn't pretty"
"she must not look in the mirror a lot"
by wolfyisdabest:) October 13, 2020
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heiroom

A private customer data owned social media app. Focusing on a private space for close groups to communicate and share. Heiroom was created by a single Father of two kids not knowing if he would survive to share teachable moments. Heiroom, it’s where everyone is welcome to privately share.
Heiroom in the new age family photo album.
by Heiroominc July 30, 2021
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Technological Heirarchy

A heirarchy consisting of five levels of computer knowledge:

1. Hackers: Any of the various people who can effectively program in more than 3 languages without referring back to a tutorial. Also, hackers have the capacity to access computers, but will only do it to expand the boundaries of knowledge. It is better to be considered a hacker than to consider yourself a hacker.

2. Crackers: Not to be confused with hackers, these people access computers and destroy the information on it, effectively damage it, or render it useless. Crackers are considered to be low-level people of vice by hackers, using their skills for evil where they could otherwise be a hacker.

3. Programmer: Any user who can effectively manage files and knows at least one programming language without having to refer back to a tutorial. Programmers may learn a system function, graphics design, or hardware as an alternative to a programming language. A programmer must often know enough about a computer to offer help or fix it if it breaks.

4. User: The standard user, who is capable of using a computer properly and knows enough to get himself or herself around. A user may need help if something should happen to the computer.

5. Newbie: A beginning user who has had no experience with a computer and normally needs assistance to do the usual tasks of a computer.
"Change 'document.alert()' to just plain 'alert()'. You don't need the 'document' to call the string."
—Hacker

"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
—Cracker

"Do you know any good tutorials on anything besides JavaScript?"
Programmer

"I just use my computer to type up letters or essays and I'm done."
—User

"What's this button do?"
—Newbie
by Relentless February 12, 2005
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Heirhead

A better name for Ms. Hilton's newest book? ^^'
Say "heirhead" once out loud. Got it? Good.
by Setsuna September 14, 2004
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