hedgehog

when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs

Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.

by loren goins February 21, 2004

hedgehog

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

by adam and eve's father February 21, 2012

hedgehog

girl's pubic hair

shave your hedgehog ladies

by acpon March 30, 2004

Hedgehog

The best creature in existence

The land of hedgehogs conquered Earth and turned it communist

by Hedgehog_Hero May 8, 2019

Hedgehoging

A person that's in a situation that's in a relevantly related to Sonic/Shadow The Hedgehog or Knuckles. It can also be used identify music artist's song(s) that has samples from the Sonic games or a person's clothing style that resembles the same colors of the Sonic and friends characters.

Chris: Can't wait for school tomorrow. Blue shirt, blue jeans, red chucks, I'm hedgehoging it baby!

or

Steve: Dude! Did you see Michael on the news being chased by the cops?!

Shawn: Yeah man, he was hedgehoging it. The cops don't have a chance at catching him.

or

Dave: What's going on bro?

Ryan: Nothing much, on the game, hedgehoging it.

or

Yo, Charles Hamilton is nice! He be hedgehoging those samples.

by versatile thoughts May 2, 2009

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

the hedgehog

Euphemism for depression.

When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.

by yoyl December 19, 2008