Taint Heathen 

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication

I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.

Taint Heathen by SportySport July 8, 2009

stinky heathen 

People who are exceptionally smelly and classless. Generally from Appalachia.

Tiffany? She’s a stinky heathen

stinky heathen by Winkerpack June 23, 2021

You Heathen 

A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head

“Zoey I have to sneeze”

“Bless you”

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???

You Heathen by Innocent-sneezer May 2, 2022

Being a heathen

Sucking mad dick by the bucket load

That Hambone guy is mad good at being a heathen

Being a heathen by HandleSamuraiMachineGun June 6, 2017

Herpe Heathen 

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.

Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.

Herpe Heathen by Shloopz January 4, 2017

Dirty heathen 

When a man holds his balls while prancing around a cop like a fairy- using this as a mating call. In this instance the cop will slowing suck off stacked donuts off the heathens penis.

Careful bob, they’re doing the dirty heathen.

Dirty heathen by Snackpack97 June 5, 2025

hung like a heathen 

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

hung like a heathen by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016