Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with Nonces , drug dealers and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack” Haslingden is shit”
Mat”you’re right”

by Afilthycasual November 17, 2020

East Hasting

Not only is it a name of a pretty bad place in British Columbia, it is also the name of a powerful Post-Rock song by the band Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Dude 1: Dude, you want to listen to GY!BE?
Dude 2: Sure, how about East Hasting?
Dude 1: Definitely, it's my favorite.

by ajsjps January 14, 2010

Hoskinated

The act of failing a class in with a teacher completely overloads everyone with work. When a Teacher is an elitest and gives more work to those failing and less to those passing. And the teacher must be outrageously corny and love puns.

Dude I got hoskinated last semester in AP Euro!

by Hosking Survivor December 12, 2007

Hastings, NE

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.

Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!

by theKoolAid May 4, 2011

hammer hawking

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.

I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.

by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007

Harkinian

The king of hyrule from Cd-i wand of gamalon and link faces of evil. He wants his dinner.

King Harkinian wants his dinner.

by Muchomario July 9, 2009

Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011