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Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!
"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"
by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008
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hash

Hash (hashish) is the resin collected from the flowers of the cannabis plant. The primary active substance is THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) although several other cannabinoids are known to occur.

Hash is usually smoked in pipes, water pipes, joints, and hookahs, sometimes mixed with cannabis flowers or tobacco. It can also be eaten.

The most common effects of hash and cannabis are: a sense of wellbeing, relaxation, rapid flow of ideas, increased appreciation of music and food, heightened senses, sleepiness, pain relief, nausea relief and increased appetite.

There are also several negative effects including dry mouth, rapid heart beat, impaired short term memory, anxiety, and panic attacks.

Contrary to popular belief, the effects from smoking cannabis or hash are not increased by holding the smoke in the lungs longer. Almost all of the THC is absorbed within the first few seconds. Also contrary to popular belief, more potent cannabis or hash is not more dangerous. Users generally take enough of the substance until they achieve the desired effects. In the case of smoking, it means the user will have to inhale less smoke and therefore fewer toxins to achieve the same effect.

Most high school students report that it is easier for them to obtain cannabis than alcohol. This is possibly due to the fact that people who sell cannabis are already breaking the law and have few problems with selling to minors. Despite ever-increasing spending on prosecution of cannabis users and anti-drug misinformation, some 50% of high school seniors report having tried cannabis.

Hash is currently illegal in countries where the government feels it is best to make decisions for an individual, including what consenting adults do in the privacy of their homes.
Hash should be regulated and sold like alcohol.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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Hash House Harriers (H3)

International organisation of good-natured drunkards known as hashers who enjoy cross country running or hashing drink lots of beer, inflict cruel punishments on each other when bored, call each other by bizarre hash names, sing hash hymns and are basically sound people.
The H3 have some of the best collections of obscene songs on the web.
by Britarse December 18, 2003
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slinging hash

Working in a restaurant as a server/waiter or anywhere in the "front-of-house" on the service side (not kitchen). Originally coined for the fast food, greasy spoon, diner waitress.
After losing her job, Alice was slinging hash to keep her kids fed.
by womp'm March 21, 2008
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hash cookies

Allison: Hey, you gonna hook me up with the hash cookies?

Aly: Yeah, we're gonna get zooted.
by hashtagb00ty April 25, 2014
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Hash trash

A person who overuses hash tags
Kara: My morning activity.....practicing my spring break packing! My friends "claim" we are packing in CARRY-ONS ONLY, for 10 days! I am a terrible OVER PACKER and I am freaking out! But I am determined to make it work! #carryonsaretiny #overpacker #ineedtimetopractice #imfuckingannoying #willisurvive #imissrachael #staytuned #bestcoachswifeever #53daysandcounting #Mexicoherewecome #

Staff: Why do we still follow Kara on Twitter? She is hash trash.
by etownmayor February 12, 2019
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Hash Wednesday

An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.

It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'
by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2020
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