When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020
Get the L Your Hardware Vendormug. Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
by BritBrit303 August 7, 2012
Get the Hardware Store Hot Dogmug. A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)
Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)
Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"
Nerd: "Why?"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"
by BationMaster June 21, 2012
Get the You make my software into hardwaremug. by Ace_is_the_place September 9, 2020
Get the ace is the place with the helpful hardware folksmug. Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.
by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023
Get the Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Storemug. when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
Get the This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.mug. To drink a homebrew or microbrew down to the point of consuming the sediment at the bottom of the bottle.
"That Oberon might just be tastiest thing you'll ever drink, just make sure you dump it before you get to the hardware."
by dripnote January 23, 2009
Get the Get to the hardwaremug.