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Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
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Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail
CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.
by Rbrum May 16, 2018
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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
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hansel and gretel

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
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hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.
Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!
by sweetfingers May 4, 2010
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hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
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chwe hansol

Has a beautiful smile

Quiet
Tall
Handsome
Chwe hansol has a deep voice,rapper,tall,handsome and a good brother
by elizella November 23, 2021
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