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The handkerchief

A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.
Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.
by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017
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Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.
"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"
by LeTrenger June 14, 2009
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Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.
Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.
by LnD123 August 28, 2018
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Hitchhiker's Handkerchief

Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.
That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.
by Stzar November 12, 2019
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German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.
Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?
by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010
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Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow
I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.
by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012
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Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.
I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!
by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021
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