Palmela Handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

by 6B October 30, 2007

high-handed

Someone who is high-handed uses their power or authority more forcefully than is needed without thinking about the feelings or wishes of other people

It is not a court verdict; it simply demonstrates the high-handedness of the President who had personal scores to settle with opposition

by Vishal Shukla November 10, 2008

right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

Hancel

he's the most precious thing in this world. Any girl would be lucky to have any Hancel as their boyfriend.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.

Hancel is the best.

by indianarose February 3, 2010

John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

by rieux November 29, 2003

handegg

American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.

"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super Bowl? What an excellent game of handegg."

by Pat E Cakes February 8, 2009