Hamased

When you do somethinh horrific to someone and then play victim when they retaliate.

A douche punched me and then hamased when I kicked his ass

by Free Palestine from Hamas October 25, 2023

Haagen Dazs

Kick ass ice cream of all time. Made with real ingredients but expensive as hell.

Lets go get some Haagen Dazs at the Glendale Galleria.

by Yukester December 20, 2007

Haagen

He's super sweet, he's not judgmental. He's determined and he doesn't slack off he's such a family guy any girl would be lucky to have such an amazingly nice, cute, handsome, guy like him.

Haagens girlfriend is so lucky!

Any guy would turn gay if they saw Haagen

by greenaleena1234890 June 26, 2016

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Hamayel

A musical God, compared to the likes of Matthew Bellamy from MUSE. They both sound similar in the way they sing, as they are both direct descendants of the Annunaki. If you meet or know Hamayel, you must know that you are in the presence of perfection, and must pay your homages to Hamayel.

Dominic: Was that Hamayel?
Chris: Oh my Matt, that was Hamayel! Quick, before he goes! WE MUST BREATHE HIS BREATH!

by UltraPooperOverNinethousand September 25, 2013

Haagendaz

Originated in Springfield, Virginia. A way to say hello, or can also be said when extremely happy. You can also use this term when you feel the need to be completely random, or when you want to tell someone to chill out.

Example One:
A: "What's good, sahn?"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Two:
A: "You made the shot!"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Three:
A: "Hello class, today we will be learning abou-"
B: "Haaagendazzzz!!!"

Example Four:
A: "Man, I'm so blown! :"
B: "Haagendaz yo. Haagendaz."

by TheHaagendazMan November 4, 2009

dazs your haagen

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

by Myspace Joe September 7, 2008