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Batty Haggis

A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...
Person 1 - Blah, blah.....
Person 2 - Shut up you Batty Haggis!.....
by Mimi* March 14, 2009
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Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
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Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR), Sketchy, Shit

Usualy Used By Moshers Since The Release Of The Bam Margera Film Of The Same Name
Mosher One: What Do You Think Of That Car
Mosher Two: That Is F**King Haggard
by 2912Clover January 7, 2006
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haggard

to be ugly, gross.
newer connotation, is not usually used in the sense of the dictionary definition -- more of a common insult
that girl is so haggard, look at those buck teeth!
by mlk316 October 30, 2007
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haggis

1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
by Matthew Ledwitch April 17, 2006
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haggisalope

A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.
Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?

Person 3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope season?

Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!

Person 1: Yea. And the runs.
by TheProudestLoser December 11, 2007
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Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.
Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.
by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010
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