hacker

Anyone who wins against you in a video game.

1) This allegation can always be used to cover up the fact that you don't have that perfect win record. 2) Even the victory of AI (computer-controlled) enemies can be ascribed to hacking.

1) Nice Gamer: hey congrats on winning your last 79 out of 100 games
Pissed Gamer: i woulda won 100 if it wasnt for those hackers

2) Pissed Gamer: i hate single player games!

Nice Gamer: but i thought you liked Skyrim
Pissed Gamer: i used to, but those fukin' Draugr are a buncha hackers!

by Vindicator Phoenix February 5, 2017

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Someone who payed a few more Canadian Dollars than you to get a better gaming chair.

OH SH*T HIS GAMING CHAIR IS JUST SO GOOD, I DON'T THINK HE'S A HACKER

by Canadian Money Is Weird September 15, 2022

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An MIT word that describes pranksters.
In MIT talk, hackers are really known as crackers

Dude, did you see the latest hack?
Hackers put a huge dick on the Great Dome

by George March 8, 2004

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Pre-Morris Worm:

A programmer who uses low-level features of a computer language or protocol (a hack) to produce results which canonical use can not.

Post-Morris Worm:

A criminal who steals computing resources and data through unauthorized access.

I used to consider myself a LISP hacker, but since the sendmail debacle, I had to change my .finger to say "wizard" to keep our idiot congressmen from locking me up for redefining the comma operator.

by Carl Klapper June 5, 2006

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A sociopath who is good at computers

Also see: InfoSec

Alice: I heard you were a hacker from the OG cyber underground.
Bob: I'm not a hacker, I'm a CISSP.

Mallory: Oh, well in that case, here is some money.

by dead drop bob October 9, 2016

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